(Yes, another poo post. I’m thinking of making a whole separate category for them. Just kidding!)
When did diaper-changing become a spectator sport in my home? I know it was before Satchmo was born, because the girls used to watch each other’s diaper-changes. These days, every time I change Satchmo’s poopy diaper, I am joined by two little girls who hover dangerously close, commenting like Super Bowl sportscasters the whole time.
“Mommy’s cleaning Sammo’s poopy.”
“Oooh, it’s green poopy!”
“No, it’s orange poopy.”
“Ew, yucky orange poopy!”
“I see a carrot!”
“Don’t eat that carrot!”
“Girls, get back!” (That’s me.)
“Mommy need more wipes?”
“Sammo’s makin’ lotsa poopy!”
“Oh, I think that’s corn!”
“Ew, yucky corn.”
“Corn is yellow.”
“Girls, look at that shiny thing over there!” (Me again.)
“Mommy need help?”
“I can help, I can clean poopy!”
“Nooooooo!”
Posted on February 23rd, 2007 by Dove
Filed under: Kids
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