Armed with a shoe and a roll of toilet paper, no insect is a match for JUNEBUG THE BUG-SLAYER!
Beware, dastardly bugs everywhere, for JuneBug the Bug-Slayer is ever-vigilant, ever watchful! She can spot you in the darkest corners, in the highest crevices, and with a loud cry of “It’s a BAD ROACH!” she will run to retrieve her bug-destroying tools! She will speedily swoop to bring you to your demise under the tread of Daddy’s tennis shoe! Then she will unceremoniously squish your carcass into a wad of toilet paper and flush you into the next world! No six-legged creature is safe in her vicinity, so consider carefully when you are tempted to enter the Rock home!!!
Be very, very afraid!
(Anyone got a good pattern for a superhero costume? I need to sew one for my daughter.)
Posted on September 26th, 2007 by Dove
Filed under: Kids
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